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35
Female
Divorced
Santa Rosa, California
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Sweet, Sassy, and Smartassy

I’m intelligent, ambitious, independent, down to earth, with a good sense of humor. I’m resilient and always driven to learn and grow as a person, and enjoy being that support for my partner to be able to do the same. I don’t know what else to write here, so I guess I’ll add to it later.

Appearance
Hair
Blonde
Eyes
Blue
Physique
Voluptuous
Height
5'  7"   (170 cm)
Family Roots
American
Race
White / Caucasian
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Socially
Has Kids
No
Wants Kids
Maybe
Religion
Agnostic
Education
Graduate Student
Occupation
Medical / Health / Fitness / Social Services
Income
$60,000 - $75,000
Politics
Middle Of The Road
What languages do you speak?
English
Favorite Music
Alternative, Classic Rock, Country, Dance / Electronica / House, Funk, Hard Rock / Metal, Industrial, Pop, Punk, R&B / Soul, Rap / Hip-Hop, Rock & Roll
Favorites
Favorite Athletes
Jerry Rice, Joe Montana, Joe Thornton, Logan Couture, Michael Jordan, Buster Posey
Favorite Cities
Nassau, Santa Cruz, Bodega Bay, San Diego, , Ft Bragg, Kona
Favorite Colors
Cerulean, teal, mint green
Favorite Comedies
Superbad, The Hangover, Dumb and Dumber
Favorite Dramas
Me Before You, Joker
Favorite Horror Movies
Insidious, The Conjuring, Nightmare on Elm Street
Favorite Action Movies
Terminator 2, Robocop, Fast and the Furious, Batman, anything Marvel
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
Lips, forehead, neck
Favorite Sports Teams
Giants, 49ers, Sharks
Favorite Songs At The Moment
Fishing in the Dark by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Favorite Sports
American football, baseball, hockey, rugby
Favorite TV Comedies
The Office, HIMYM
Favorite TV Dramas
Breaking Bad, Dexter, GoT
Favorite Foods
Pasta, chocolate, surf and turf
Interests
Animals
All the animals. Where’s my farm/ranch?!
Astrology
I’m into it because it’s entertaining and fascinating, but I don’t take it as gospel.
Barbecues
Love having BBQs with friends and family and sharing laughs.
Bars
Fun when I’m in the mood for socializing on a night out.
Basketball
Haven’t watched since high school... back when the Kings were good.
Biology
I’m a total science nerd. Was a pre-med/bioscience major.
Board Games
Love the classics like Life and Monopoly and whatever else we grew up with.
Camping
One of my favorite summer pastimes.
Card Games
Cards against humanity and the like are fun to play during a night with friends. I’m super competitive about Uno and Phase 10. I can play standard card games but no idea what they’re called.
Cars
Into trucks, muscle cars, hot rods, and imports.
Children
I work with them, I love them, I just don’t have any. Haven’t been with the right man.
Comedy
Love stand up comedy. People have said I should give it a go myself. Nooooo thank you.
Community Service
I would love to get more involved in my community.
Cooking
I love it! Been cooking since I was about six. The first thing I ever made was French toast.
Dancing
I’m terrible at it lol but I’ll do it.
Dating
Is difficult because I’m terrible at small talk and fear rejection because of my appearance. I’ve been single for over two years.
Dogs and Cats
Love them!
Drawing
I did it a lot in high school.
Exercise
I enjoy it, and should start doing it again.
Food
Italian, Mexican, Chinese, Indian, Thai, American
Football
49ers fan since 1989
Gambling
I don’t see the point.
Gardening
I don’t have a green thumb to save my life.
Guns
I’m into them. I’m a novice shooter. Would love to have someone to teach me.
Live Concerts
I enjoy them and wish I could go to more.
Math
As long as it’s not calculus lol
Medicine
I’m a medical junkie.
Movies
Sucky as a first date.
Painting
Paint Nites are as close as I get.
Pets
I have one cat, a 14 year old ragdoll named Sapphire.
Philosophy
I’m into it. Took some courses in undergrad.
Photography
I am wanting to get into landscape photography.
Politics
I’m a middle of the road kinda girl. I am a critical thinker so I like to see all sides of a topic before taking a stance.
Psychology
I’m a therapist, so naturally I’m a psychology nerd.
Reading
I need to get back into this. Haven’t read for fun since I was a kid.
Religion
I wrestle with this a lot....
Rugs
Cut one?
Running
I got into running for a time. One of my bucket list items is to run a Disney half marathon.
School
I like learning all the things. I hate paying to learn all the things.
Shopping
Love-hate relationship
Singing
I’m terrible at it, but I do it. Was in choir in high school.
Sky Diving
Noooo thank you.
Snowboarding
Never tried it.
Soccer
I don’t understand the timer on the game...
Stock Market
Intimidating
Traveling
I want to visit so many places.
Video Games
I don’t play much and prefer someone who can say the same.
Walking
Always up for a walk or hike.
Writing
I also need to do this more.
Personality
Adventurousness Somewhat Cautious
Affectionateness Somewhat Reserved
Trustingness Somewhat Skeptical
Confidence Very Humble
Independence Very Independent
Mood Somewhat Chill
Romance Somewhat Romantic
Sociability Somewhat Introverted
Thought Process Somewhat Analytical
Tolerance Compliant
Lifestyle
Dress Somewhat Casual
Energy Average
Go Party Sometimes
Religion Average
Neatness Somewhat Neat
Punctuality Always On Time
Spending Very Thrifty
Work Ethic Workaholic
Insights
Describe the perfect evening.
A nice summer evening with swimming, a picnic, fishing, and star gazing.
Describe your perfect weekend.
Sleeping in, having brunch, and going to the beach or spending a lazy day in with someone special.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Lust maybe.
How many kids would you like to have?
Negotiable.
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
Physical attraction is important; however, my tastes are very broad.
What is the purpose of marriage?
To have someone who you can always rely on to be there for support in whatever way and that will love you unconditionally.
What is the most important lesson that you've learned?
To trust my gut instinct and to never settle for less than I deserve.
What do your friends like about you most?
My kindness, loyalty, sense of humor
What do your friends tease you about the most?
Honestly, my butt and my exes
What gets on your nerves?
A few petty things, but nothing I can’t brush off.
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
Communication, trust, true intimacy, compatibility
What turns you on?
Intelligence, ambition, masculinity, kissing
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
Professionally: Running or opening my own non-profit; Personally: traveling, being active, and spending my life with my significant other.