Is it true? Are all the good ones taken?

At this stage in life, all that's left to find is my partner, my lover, my friend. Could it be possible all three are wrapped up in one neat little woman? Or one a sloppy medium sized woman? And this I promise, if you have any sense of humor at all I will crack you up. It's number 2 on the list of things I do best. Looking For: I'm hoping to meet a woman who likes to talk, ask questions. Someone who is willing to teach me about her likes and passions, and learn from mine. Hopefully she'll have a bit of artistic flair.